hauriret:

star trek captain shaming.

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  • Elsa: Who dares approach my--
  • Regina: Oh good, you're home! I was worried I would have to come back later. Anyway, I'm Regina. Welcome to Storybrooke!
  • Elsa: I'm sorry, how did you get past the snow golems?
  • Regina: That's not important. What *is* important is that there's finally another queen in Storybrooke! Do you know how tedious it is to be surrounded by princesses all the time? I mean, they're perfectly nice, don't get me wrong, but--
  • Elsa: Wait, is that a fruit basket?
  • Regina: Oh, yeah! Apples. I didn't know what kind you liked so I grabbed a bunch. We are gonna' be such great friends!
  • Elsa: But I'm laying waste to your town!
  • Regina: Oh, I was doing that a little while back. Fun right? So are you more of a Honey Crisp or Granny Smith kind of woman?
  • Elsa: I don't understand what's happening right now.

disneykin:

does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already

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bananaschnapple:

A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?

(via nerdsbianhokie)

  • Person: holy shit some asshole just stole my TV i fucking hate people
  • Robber: *comes back in through the window* ~HATE WON'T END HATE~ uwu

cosima-hella-niehaus:

she’s got style 

she’s got grace

she’s rachel duncan

image

miss dyad 2014

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ssv-normandy:

when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing

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How the gods handle their children's death:

  • Romans: They were a warrior. Their destiny has been foretold since the age of time. They died a hero and will end in the paradise of Elysium.
  • Greeks: NONNOOOONONONONNOOOONONONONNNOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Greeks: *wails*
  • Greeks: *starts war* NONONONONOONNONO THEY WERE MY FAVORITE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY

beharie:

get to know me meme - [2/10] celebrity crushes godfrey gao

"My goal is to break through Hollywood, with a different image of Asian actors and Asian faces, and to break through that stereotype of ‘little Asians’. I definitely want to make that connection — something hopefully bold and loud — between Hollywood and Asia. I hope we will see Asian men in lead roles, instead of small parts.”

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prettierboy:

when people assume i’m straight i feel so insulted, like am i not gay enough?? do i need to step up my queer game??

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4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

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sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

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