leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

(via strangesmallbard)

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon approaching you while you’re eating and just taking your entire plate of food then disapearing without a trace.

(via strangesmallbard)

silohouettes:

simplefoetus:

silohouettes:

silohouettes:

I actually love dogs more than most people tbh

no homo tho

why no homo?

the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe

(via sekainoyuukai)

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*

(via yamino)

WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK

thebitchiam:

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now

(via anbalen)

narputo:

geeksquadgangbang:

Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ

This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever

(via love-order-chaos-repeat)

saltwaterrheart:

when i find myself in times of trouble, sarah manning comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, drink the soap

also just fuck them. literally fuck them. grab them by the mouth with your mouth. and then fuck them.

(via kathrynalexandre0)

mysharona1987:

Cersei heard there was more free wine.

mysharona1987:

Cersei heard there was more free wine.

(via rebelbyrdie)

chibiq:

When someone tells you to go to bed cause it’s super late~

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(via patronustrip)

troyesivan:

This video is so, so important. A Jewish girl, and a Muslim girl, both poets, deliver a powerful piece on stereotypes.

Forget what we’ve been indoctrinated to think by our parents, schools, communities, religions and governments. We are all human. Let’s be the generation of peace. 

(via anbalen)

cosimageekhaus:

#walk walk fashion baby

princessqueer:

theblackpoolmenace-senpai:

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke

one might even call it

avocado’s number

(via anbalen)

squidnapped:

fun fact: in germany if you’re a neo nazi or own nazi regalia they arrest the absolute fuck out of you

fun fact: guess what we should do in america

(via ashestoashesjc)